Temetwir Tagged Moi to write about my "weird" habits and "stuff"Caution, to those judgmental people out there, if you are one of them, please don’t read this post . Thank you for your understanding ;-p
Well I got lots of "khesal '3abiyah" but I'll try to write what I remember for now. Ladies and gents please fasten your seat belts.
1- When it comes to this blog i hate to see odd numbers in the comments section , and when I see that my comments have reached an odd number , I try to figure away out to keep it even numbers , for instance if I have 7 comments and I haven’t replied on all of them . I even try to reply in one comment to let the number be 8 or by replying in 3 comments so it would be 10 ! or 12 or 14 and so on but never 3,5,7,9,11 …
2- *Hypochondriasis* and * Hygiene* I have to wash my hands after every handshake , I cant hold something with bare hands, I usually use Kleenex when I want to hold a remote control , elevator buttons . telephone , door knob and so on because I cant stop thinking " who could possibly have touched this before me? and what was he/she doing before touching it?" so I usually wear gloves and people keep asking me why im wearing them and I usually say that I just washed my hands " w mabeehum yetwasikhoon" or sometimes when I'm too embarrassed to admit that im "sick" I say that I wear them to keep my hands protected from the sun rays.
3-I don’t eat or drink when im on air plane not even water and no matter how long the flight might take. I feel it smells and tastes a bit funky ! you know its like when you go to the dentist and you just got your tooth done and then you go and drink a soar orange juice immediately! it’s the same !... I usually start fasting 2 hours before going to the airport . and when im actually on the airplane I feel dizzy and I sleep almost all along the flight.
4-When I am out of my own house and I feel like using the toilet, first I have to use Dettol and I also make my own plastic toilet "lavatory" covers because I think that the "paper" ones are not very affective since water can go through them and wont keep my body clean from the water or whatever is stuck to the lavatory ( you think im a psycho? Ohh you haven’t seen nothing yet !)
5-I cant stand talkative people, I reach a point were I feel my ears are shot and every thing else is blocked! I cant hear what they're saying and when they stop talking to listen to my feedback I usually don’t know what to say and I'd say something that has nothing to do with what she/he was talking about.
6-I never ever learn from my mistakes …I usually study 4 hours before my final exam , and I actually don’t have time to finish all the chapters so I just skip most of them . and go to the exam class without having any clue about the chapters I've skipped .
7-I don’t eat sushi, and I don’t know how to use chopsticks.
8-I can smell a person from distance. once my brother had just entered the house and the door is like 8 meters away from the living room and I smelled him, he smelled like fish , so I asked him if he went fishing today, " bismillah tawni dash !mamdani agarreb" he answered !. i also cant stand people with bad smell , they'd be in my black list immediately.
9-I still have this childish enthusiasm about certain things and that usually put me in some embarrassing situations
10-I eat ketchup with almost everything. And I usually prefer to drink with plastic cups and eat with plastic dishes but mom keeps lecturing me about how bad it is to be "wiswasiyah" and later she started to itzif.
11-I have lots of friends , but never very close ones , because I never allow it. I believe that we always have to keep the distance. We all need some privacy. And there are some things better be left unexposed to others.
12-I hate couples parties and i dont think they're fun at all. I never go when I get invited,,, sometimes mom invites some couples over dinner in our house , I don’t go and say hello. Which makes me "il3asrah" in the house.
13- I don’t believe in the "modern" standard of Love ! and I think its just an advanced level of "m'3azal"… I believe love comes with time, ya3nii once I went to show my condolences to one of my mom's OLD friends for the death of her husband and I saw her crying and she looked really sad ,,, I can see that that’s love, they've spent more than 40 years together and they've seen each other in their worst situations, sick, fat, desperate, angry …etc but still loved each other ! .
14-I say lots of stupid stuff like "mbarek 3laikum ishahar" in eid and "3eedkum mbarak" in ramadhan , I say thank you when im not supposed to say thank you, I say sorry when im not supposed to say that and the list goes on…and sometimes I cant remember names and I pretend that I do remember them. And im very moody and hate moody people hehe.
15-I speak to myself when im drifting and daydreaming… i mean in a very loud voice !!
16-i don’t laugh or smile that much, its only in rare situations that I laugh my lungs out , but when I do I never stop ,,, I can laugh at something till God knows when. Sometimes even years and even when im alone in my car which makes me look very ridiculous .
17-Im left handed, I don’t think its weird !
18-My sister and me are the weirdest sisters on earth!. in a freaky kinda way (this needs another post).
Well , yeah I guess that’s just one "weird" side of me, don’t hate me, hate Temetwir for tagging me ;-p
