Thursday, November 30, 2006

My Wise Mother Once Said


حَـــل لّــســانـــك, يَـــكـــثـــرون خِلاّنـــك
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Unfortunately I have a sharp tongue; I promised myself to tame it… I'm struggling with this naughty thing that doesn't know when to shut-up for years now, no progresses so far.
what in the world have happened to "your entitled to your own opinion?"...seriously?!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

زميلاتي

أبو متحت (مسئولي): برافا اتصلي على هالشركة قوليلهم يجيبون باقي الأوراق
أنا: بومتحت جانا مندوبهم أمس و محاسن شافت اوراقة
محاسن:اي بو متحت انا خذيت منة الاوراق و عطيتة البيان بالشغلات الناقصة, و مديرهم راح يبعثلك فاكس بكره
أبومتحت: دخلتي البيانات بالكمبوتر؟
محاسن:( بصوت قوي ونبرة صوت عالية على غير عادتها) برافا دخلتيهم؟
برافا: .......

* بعد ما طلع أبو متحت*

برافا: محاسن ترا انت ماقلتيلي ادخل البيانات

ينقذ محاسن تلفونها يرن و تشيلة و لا كأن صار شي

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نفس اليوم بعد ساعات...محاسن تروح تسّير على زميلتها بالقسم الثاني..و انا و عدوية نشتغل بالمكتب

عدوية: بو متحت كل يوم يمر كنة دورية يتفقدنا اذا قاعدين نشتغل والا لأ و الحين يوم اشتغلنا ما مر.
برافا: يمكن مر وانت لاهية
عدوية: اقولك ما مر!


**** بعد ربع ساعة****
عدوية: ليلحين مامر!!!!
برافا: انا خلصت شغلي
عدوية: خليني اتصل على بو متحت يجي يشوف شغلك


طبعا اهي تبية يجي عشان يشوفها تشتغل مو لله*

بو متحت: هذا يبيلة شوية تعديلات
عدوية: بو متحت هالاوراق و الفايلات قاعدة اسويلها جرد و قاعدة اجدد الفايلات و طالبة ارفف جديدة جام شكلهم انظف و أحلى و قايلة بسوي شغلات ثانية بعد بس اكتبهم لك بورقة عشان تشوفهم أحسن
بومتحت: يعطيك العافية
عدوية: الله يعافيك...الا اقول بو متحت, محاسن مستأذنة اليوم؟ ( اللعانة شلون صايرة؟)
بومتحت: لا انا لسة شايفها من شوية بالغرفة الثانية..الحين اناديها
عدوية: لا خلاص شعقبة؟ خلصنا شغلنا
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متى التقاعد؟

Sunday, November 26, 2006

صـبـاح بـوحمره


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من خذا الحكم..والبورصة حمره
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*happy birthday Gaidooh

Friday, November 17, 2006

FEELING BLANK



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*Economics sucks big time, I can't understand a word from the professor, he's Nigerian and the accent is killing me, took me a while to find what he meant by "tea-sas", turns out he meant "thesis"the final exam is on the 25th i have no idea how i'm gonna pass this test……Shoot me =(

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

a Beautiful Morning!

.""Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." Sophia Loren
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i'd personally give looks 40% maximum, it's how you present yourself that matters. and having both would be heaven itself ;-)
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Sabaa7 il Beauty!.

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*40% maximum?! yeah well...i was just kidding! ;-p

Monday, November 13, 2006

بورمية… قلّي يا حلو منين الله جابك؟

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أمس كنت واقفة عند الاشارة والا اشوف اعلان للنائب المخضرم الدكتور ضيف الله بورمية " فكوا قيودنا... باسقاط قروضنا".. بعدها في بيت جدي قاعدين يسولفون عن المقابلة اللي كانت بنفس الموضوع.. طبعا الكل عاجبه كلام الاستاذ ناصر النفيسي..صحيح ان ما كان يقدر يعبر بالكلمات لكن لغته كانت لغة أرقام… المنطق العام للمقابلة ان بعد الغزو تم إسقاط القروض..هل الناس اتعظت؟ لأ و ردت عليهم القروض مرة ثانية و اذا اسقطتوهم بيردون مرة ثالثة و بيقترضون… القروض كانت ولا زالت و ستكون موجودة طول ما الإنسان عايش على هالارض و طول مافي شركات و مؤسسات تقرض المواطن…تاخذ قرض عشان تسافر؟ والا تاخذ قرض عشان تشتري سيارة …الخ
ليش نعود المواطن الكويتي على الاتكال,على الاخذ بدون عطاء,على عدم تحمل المسئولية..مسئولية قراراته ... البعض قد تكون عنده هالمسألة هينة بس الموضوع شي يجر شي…يعني عادي بعد خمس سنين تشوف بورمية يطالب بأن المواطن الكويتي يأخذ معاشة كامل وهو قاعد بالبيت "يربي" عياله... شي يحر.
و مالة داعي اذكر النائب بورمية شقال لان شي يشيّب الراس بس أحب أوجهه رسالة قصيرة , قصر بورمية و أقولة
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أنا آسفة… إي والله آسفة ان امثالك دخلوا المجلس بزماننا
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* shloon saraw dicatra?

Sunday, November 12, 2006

"South Park" me!

South Park Yourself Tag

tagged by: The Solar Alchemist
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i used to be a fan of "the south park" till "freej" came out ;-)
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by the way, i'm not weeding, i am smoking a Cigarette, I always wanned to try one (a7is.ha mazaaaj) ;-p
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i would like to tag:
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SamBooSa
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phoenix
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Aurora
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Delicately Realistic
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Honey™

AngeL
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and everyone else who read this post, feel free to tag yourself.

Friday, November 10, 2006

How Far Will you Go?

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What would you do if you were trying to prevent someone from getting involved in an unhealthy relationship yet that someone can't get enough of that relationship?
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what if that someone got addicted to flings? i tried talking to that person, didn't work, tried to get some other authorities involved, still no use…
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and why in the world do people over-estimate pain?
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G, NEVER make a promise you can't keep, it will only make you look so small. ( la' mo 3adi) ... sit and think!


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* what happened to Papillona's blog?!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Growing Old Gracefully

first gift i've recieved today ;-)
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a message in a Bottle

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Happy Birthday to ME!

Actually, at first I decided NOT to celebrate my birthday this year, as I am on my way to be "over the hill". I woke up feeling pretty sorry for myself, now that I am officially __ years old. Then, I decided that I needed an attitude adjustment because I have so very much for which to be thankful.

I have great Parents who work hard to provide for the family, who keep us together; encourage us to be smarter, stronger, and happier. And an amazing family which "secret" to success, which we're all fond of telling everybody, is to always say to each other "yes, dear, whatever you want". HA! I'll not comment on that one ;-p

I have two precious brothers, a beautiful sister and the cutest niece EVER "my princess", who are the lights of my life. We've had our differences, but I wouldn't trade them for anything or anyone. They are my pride and joy!

I have a good job - actually, it's more of a vocation for me. My only complaint is working and studying at the same time that demands so much of my time due to the paperwork involved.

And, I have made some great blogging buddies over the past year! You guys are awesome - thanks for "being there" for me.

Finally, I have been so richly blessed by Allah in so many ways throughout my life. and I thank him for all that He has given to me and what He has taken.

Age is just a number and you're only as old as you feel. And as one once said "We just had to forgive ourselves... for growing up."

I have decided to grow old GRACEFULLY, to celebrate every birthday, and look ahead to what would be. With the help of those who are surrounding me with their love. Mom, sister, and my wonderful friends, Thank you in advance for the "surprise party" you've planned for tonight ;-p


THANK YOU, I LOVE you and you're the reason why i feel so special ;*

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*When I am an Old woman i Shall wear Purple

Monday, November 06, 2006

بنظرك ما هي أفضل طريقة للحكم بالكويت؟

بنظرك ما هي أفضل طريقة للحكم بالكويت؟

الإمارة

الملكية

الجمهورية

الإمارة مع بعض التعديلات

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اذا كنت مع الامارة مع بعض التعديلات يرجى ذكر نوع التعديلات
و اذا كان تصويتك لأخرى فيرجى التوضيح

Sunday, November 05, 2006

ألـــف مـــبـــروك

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ألـــحـــكــم علــى صــدام حــســيـــن بــالإعــــدام شـــنـــقـــاً حــــتـــى الـــمــــوت

Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging.

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*firing squad? don't you just wish,saddy lol ;-)

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Dude,you stink!

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There is this guy at work who literary STINKS! Seriously some of the employees at the company think he fights for people's rights to stink and not take shower!
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So to this smelly person and everyone else who join his club, we've suffered enough from you, we can't focus at work, we have to spray some heavy perfume right after you leave our office, it doesn’t do the trick and bukhoor doesn’t work either but we do it anyway, sometimes your smell sticks to my clothes, others I can't help but smell it in my food, in my car and every place I go (shakaktney b3umry 7asbey Allah 3leik!) and you pop in mind after my morning shower. So here i am dedicating my post to every smelly person in this world, Mr. Busaleh! you smell and you've inspired me to write this post and whats freaking me out is i'm kinda getting used to it WHICH IS NOT GOOD!!!!!, if you're reading this (I pray for that), THEN READ CAREFULLY AND PUT WHAT YOU READ INTO ACTION (ree7tik 7mothah!!!).
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So here are my two scents

Things you must do when you wake up EVERY MORNING
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IN THE BATHROOM (check this it's amazing)
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1. When you're in the bathroom, brush your teeth using tooth brush, tooth paste and mouth wash
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2. get in the shower and apply some shampoo on your hair ( I know you're bald but you still have to do it) after applying shampoo (twice) on your hair , take the bath gloves a.k.a loofah and a soap, scrub your body, all the areas, up and down and here and there (imagine the stuff that would come out of you) okay maybe I should tell you exactly what to do, you need to scrub your neck, your underarm area (FOCUS) behind your ears ,your arms and legs, and your face but very gently.
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3- Apply some shower gel on your body while scrubbing your feet with a foot file to get rid of the rough skin (I know you usually wear shoes, but I saw them when you were praying).then get under the water and wash everything up.
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AFTER SHOWER

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Now I really need you to focus bu saleh!!! FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS!! This is the important part.

1.After drying up, apply Deodorant properly (there are different kinds of deodorant, the roller, the stick, the spray and the cream, in your case you need something called "shabbah" it's available at any co-op pharmacy).
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2.use cotton buds to clean your ears (in and out)
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3.put some body powder on your neck and then apply some body Splash ( prefer Johnson and Johnson baby cologne in this case) again on your neck and behind your ears.
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4.DO USE BODY MOISTURIZING CREAM PLEASE!!! Your skin looks like a dry desert.

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FINAL NOTE:.

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Now this is very important, do NOT, I repeat do NOT, wear the same clothes you were wearing yesterday, you think they're clean? No they're not! If you have two dishdashas, then maybe you should wear one and take the other one to the dry cleaner and so on… wearing clean clothes is what makes the huge difference!

And last but not least, spray some perfume on your clothes (plus bukhoor) and you're ready to go.

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Remember stinky person, How you smell could change your WORLD!

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*Clark Gabel *sigh*

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