Marriage!
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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and this is my Favorite
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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" A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
.
.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
.
.
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
.
.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
.
.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
.
.
A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
.
.
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
.
.
and this is my Favorite
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
.
.
" A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
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