Dude,you stink!
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There is this guy at work who literary STINKS! Seriously some of the employees at the company think he fights for people's rights to stink and not take shower!
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So to this smelly person and everyone else who join his club, we've suffered enough from you, we can't focus at work, we have to spray some heavy perfume right after you leave our office, it doesn’t do the trick and bukhoor doesn’t work either but we do it anyway, sometimes your smell sticks to my clothes, others I can't help but smell it in my food, in my car and every place I go (shakaktney b3umry 7asbey Allah 3leik!) and you pop in mind after my morning shower. So here i am dedicating my post to every smelly person in this world, Mr. Busaleh! you smell and you've inspired me to write this post and whats freaking me out is i'm kinda getting used to it WHICH IS NOT GOOD!!!!!, if you're reading this (I pray for that), THEN READ CAREFULLY AND PUT WHAT YOU READ INTO ACTION (ree7tik 7mothah!!!).
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So here are my two scents
Things you must do when you wake up EVERY MORNING
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IN THE BATHROOM (check this it's amazing)
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1. When you're in the bathroom, brush your teeth using tooth brush, tooth paste and mouth wash.
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2. get in the shower and apply some shampoo on your hair ( I know you're bald but you still have to do it) after applying shampoo (twice) on your hair , take the bath gloves a.k.a loofah and a soap, scrub your body, all the areas, up and down and here and there (imagine the stuff that would come out of you) okay maybe I should tell you exactly what to do, you need to scrub your neck, your underarm area (FOCUS) behind your ears ,your arms and legs, and your face but very gently.
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3- Apply some shower gel on your body while scrubbing your feet with a foot file to get rid of the rough skin (I know you usually wear shoes, but I saw them when you were praying).then get under the water and wash everything up.
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AFTER SHOWER
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Now I really need you to focus bu saleh!!! FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS!! This is the important part.
1.After drying up, apply Deodorant properly (there are different kinds of deodorant, the roller, the stick, the spray and the cream, in your case you need something called "shabbah" it's available at any co-op pharmacy).
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2.use cotton buds to clean your ears (in and out)
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3.put some body powder on your neck and then apply some body Splash ( prefer Johnson and Johnson baby cologne in this case) again on your neck and behind your ears.
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4.DO USE BODY MOISTURIZING CREAM PLEASE!!! Your skin looks like a dry desert.
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FINAL NOTE:.
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Now this is very important, do NOT, I repeat do NOT, wear the same clothes you were wearing yesterday, you think they're clean? No they're not! If you have two dishdashas, then maybe you should wear one and take the other one to the dry cleaner and so on… wearing clean clothes is what makes the huge difference!
And last but not least, spray some perfume on your clothes (plus bukhoor) and you're ready to go.
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Remember stinky person, How you smell could change your WORLD!
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*Clark Gabel *sigh*
It would be permissible for you to as your supervisor and/or HR head to have a word with him regarding his hygiene.
Posted by
MiYaFuSHi |
4/11/06 6:53 AM
miya
i know it is, but hes my dad's age and he's kuwaiti, he has been working here forever, i think those who've been working with him should have reported him .. and i am not used to "reporting" others thingy yet!.. i'm new to this business ;-p
Posted by
Mother Courage |
4/11/06 7:29 AM
I don't think you should report him, 7aram.
try giving him a perfume for a gift and tell him that you'll be very sad if he doesn't use it.. I think he'll get the hint but won't be as offended.
Posted by
Aurous |
4/11/06 7:47 AM
People who stink can't smell themselves I think. Otherwise I don't think they would subject others to the torture of smelling them and almost keeling over.
Posted by
Jewaira |
4/11/06 9:26 AM
Clark Gable had bad breathe, look around, so wrong choice of pictures :P
Posted by
Purgatory |
4/11/06 12:13 PM
LOL! he must have really bad BO for you to take it this far.
If you cant break it to him and tell him to take a shower then the gift idea is the way to go :P
Otherwise just get used to the smell and think of it as something unique and you have the privelage to smell it loool.
Posted by
Anonymous |
4/11/06 3:50 PM
auros
a perfume on stinky body would make matters worse!
jewaira
Lol, I guess you're right, but the Question is, how in the world is his wife still living with him smelling like that? Allah la yableena.. Welcome to my mountain ;-)
Posted by
Mother Courage |
4/11/06 7:36 PM
purgy
When you feel jealousy is killing you, tell yourself " i am loveable and unique person" 10 times and you'll be fine ;-p
sij wallah, he did?
TAT
LOL that's LAME!
Posted by
Mother Courage |
4/11/06 7:43 PM
check and see :P
Posted by
Purgatory |
4/11/06 9:42 PM
That was funny ;p
here's wat u can do.. when he cums in ni6ray 1 minute ONLY then say "iiiiiiiiiiffffffffff shalrreeeeeeee7aaaaaaa??" if he sniffs around and say "mashim shay?!" tell him "ambalaaaa tawaa haffaat reeee7aaaa 5aysaaa" oo inshalla he'll get the hint :P
Posted by
Anonymous |
4/11/06 10:34 PM
purg
e wallah!! i used to like the guy
*wei3* =(
Posted by
Mother Courage |
5/11/06 11:39 AM
samboosa
it's funny until you get to experience the funky smell ;-p
w 3ayazna "inta'afaf" bs 3ammich asmakh =(
Posted by
Mother Courage |
5/11/06 11:41 AM
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